Monday, February 21, 2011

Clash at Merc Mouth

The night time is a perfect time to go out, have some beers and catch a movie. Or if you are these two, kill some dope that pissed off the wrong people. Welcome to this week's FCFF a time in my blog where I pit two fictional characters in fight to see who would come out on top. The way I judge these is based on my knowledge of the characters and how they would fair in one on one combat. This week the fight is going to be long; rough; bloody; awkwardly funny and brutal.


 

RIDDICK VS WADE WILSON (A.K.A DEADPOOL)


 





BIO: Richard B. Riddick known to everyone else as just Riddick, a Furyan a sub-sect of the human race. Born and bred fighters, Furyans are tough, brutal and extremely hard to kill. Riddick however is the last of his race and is known as the Alpha Furyan basically making him the strongest because he is the last. Unlike the rest of the Furyan race, Riddick has eyes that can see in pitch black darkness. This ability is known only as eyeshine, which as the story Riddick tells is an operation he got from a guy in Butcher Bay (A prison planet) for 20 Menthol Kools. The only drawback to the eyeshine ability is that he cannot switch it off which makes his eyes highly sensitive to light, hence why he wears welding glasses at all times. Due to his Furyan DNA Riddick gains these abilities, heightened speed, reflexes, senses and immense stamina, along with his fast healing and a high pain threshold and the ability to convert pain and anger into energy for his attacks. Along with those abilities he is also highly trained in both hand to hand combat and weapons of various types.


 




Bio: Wade Wilson, Deadpool A.K.A The Merc with the mouth. A mercenary who prides himself on breaking the fourth wall, killing a target without thought rhyme or reason and always being the smartass comic relief. Do not let his wise cracking style fool you; Deadpool is one hell of a fighter and crazy to boot. Wade has genetically enhanced DNA from the Weapon X project during his time with Alpha Flight in Canada. His DNA was given some of Wolverine's giving Wade the mutant power of Regeneration despite his lack of actually being a mutant. Before the gene splicing however Wade was a cancer patient, the regeneration does not cure Wade of the cancer but instead amplifies it, kills it, re-grows it in a never ending cycle which takes a mental toll on Wade and turns him crazy. Crazy to the point where he talks to the yellow thought blocks in head, refers to knowing he is in a comic book and generally views the world in a skewed way. Trained in martial arts and sword fighting and multiple firearms Deadpool is a close range to long distant fighter and with his Regeneration he does not fear death giving him an advantage over many fighters mutant and human alike. His crazy randomness has saved him on many occasions having once beaten the formidable Taskmaster in a fight beating Taskmaster's power to perfectly mimic a fighting style and then predict the next moves as if he had been using the style his entire life. Deadpool is not one to be messed with lightly, he can and will stick a grenade into your mouth and watch it blow up just for shits and giggles.


 

THE FIGHT


 

This fight is going to be long and drawn out with neither combatant giving the other a chance to breathe. Deadpool is at a slight disadvantage with his constant rambling and wise cracking. Which would give Riddick the chance to get angrier during the fight and get stronger (like fighting a leaner less green hulk). But in the long run even these formidable combatants will tire and become less hard hitting. The fight I see ending with Deadpool coming out on top but close to a draw. I give the slight with Deadpool because break him, cut off limbs, shoot him in the head he will come back for more. Even fatigued his regeneration gives him a enough strength to finish the fight. It is a close fight but in the end The Merc With the Mouth gets the last laugh

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